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It's unique. So am I.
It is uncommon. So am I.
It has an old soul. So do I.
It is adventurous and brave. So am I.
It has joy and eternal youth. And so it gives me.
It sparks conversation. Helping me overcome social discomforts.
It's simple and sweet. I try to be... but doubt that 'simple' I will ever achieve.
In July of 2021, with my family fully supporting me on a crazy 3,800-mile long camping road trip, I competed in my first natural bodybuilding competition at the INBF Cecil Phillips Classic Natural Bodybuilding event in Eugene, Oregon the weekend following our return home.
Stage lights. Go time. Waiting for my turn in the wings, trying to get my "pump on"... nerves shaking, a near-thong bikini, 5-inch heels, my first ever spray tan... trying to remember poses and transitions... too blind to see my family in the audience. I felt like Dory... *just keep smiling* *just keep smiling*.
Throat dry and trembling, heart racing, and muscles twitching from elevated cortisol and adrenaline... clearly, I didn't have enough carbs on board! I grabbed a corner of one of Mama Lynda's famous "backstage athlete brownies" and shoved it to the back of my mouth so I wouldn't have chocolate on my teeth when I smiled. I took a deep breath, lifted my chest, chin high, put one foot in front of the other, and smiled like there was no tomorrow. Instantly, all those hours in posing practice began to pay off. I felt a sense of peace from the discipline, and confidence in the voices of my family and familiar friends... though I had to giggle at the most boisterous voices in the audience who were helping me feel like I was where I was supposed to be; getting comfortable with being uncomfortable.
I competed in both the Open and Master's Bikini divisions. It is true... the more stage time you get the easier it becomes, but not for a first timer. To my utter surprise and joyous delight, I earned 1st place AND my Pro card in the Master's Bikini division. (This is where the bodybuilding community gets *really tight* because once you earn that status a lot of people get to watch you pee for urinary analysis testing.)
Okay. So, now I'm WNBF Pro Masters Bikini Bodybuilder! Bucket-list. Check. First show >> Go Pro! Check. (O.M.G.... that just happened! Now, I was being told that I needed to raise the bar and set an example for all the novice athletes now looking up to me. Okay. That's cool. I'm only a fledgling novice myself. No problem. *just keep smiling* *just keep smiling*.)
By the way, it took me almost 9 months post-show to openly call myself a "bodybuilder", as for me this was just my "health and wellness journey". I had to fess up to being the gym rat I had become... so yeah... okay. I'm a bodybuilder. And damn proud of it!
While receiving my broadsword award the judges instructed me to "strike some poses for the camera". I felt a bit awkward staring out into the audience and my face hurt from smiling, so I turned and showed my back. I love my back, my husband loves my back, and so did the audience by the roar I heard from behind. I presume a strong back is not commonly seen on most bikini girls, so, you're welcome. And thank you for validating me.
I competed in four (4) competitions in 2021 and was humbled and honored to finish my first season on the WNBF World Championship stage in Las Vegas as a Pro Masters Bikini athlete.
At my Pro debut show at the NW Royal Natural Bodybuilding Championships in Bellevue, WA, the judges expressed to me that my physique was getting too lean for holding a competitive edge in bikini. I valued their assessment and consulted with my posing coach, Aaron Orton, to run me through the poses for the "FitBody" division they felt my physique would do well in. My body loved it... and flexing was FUN! Holding the flexed poses for FitBody was far less painful and strenuous on my body than the twists and contortions experienced in bikini.
I had already committed to my third competition by then, and only had 4 weeks to learn the new poses, a 30-second routine, and get a new figure suit, because I couldn't use my bikini for FitBody. No big deal. I'll just make one (since I had no budget to buy a third suit in 2 years time).
It was a crazy commitment at the time, especially during peak week, but it proved to me what I am capable of. The pressure of the work helped me recognize that I was tapping into a potential I didn't know I had - because potential is not a measurable thing. The KEY is learning to get outside of, and away from, things that make you comfortable - things that don't challenge you (especially if you start to feel complacent).
We are capable of change. We have the power of choice. The rewards are greatest in the struggle, the hard, the relentless repetition, and that is when our diamonds... our true character... begin to shine!
Boy howdy did they shine when I brought my "Disco Ball" figure suit to contend in the Open and Masters FitBody divisions in 2022 and walk away with 1st place in Masters FitBody.
Sharing the stage with other like-minded athletes is an immense pleasure and something I treasure in each competition experience. I also enjoy giving each suit I create a special name that reflects the uniqueness infused into them during the design process.
Let me pause here for an honest reality check. Two elements that may not be understood by those not closest to me: apart from hiring a posing coach, I am a 100% natural, an entirely self-trained athlete through my skills as a personal trainer and the guidance and support of my husband. The other being that 2021 and 2022 were some of the hardest years of my life. I had to rely heavily upon the training and nutrition disciplines I had been developing to carry me through, which became the best form of self-help and mental health therapy I could have had. 'Discipline prevails when motivation fails', I think is how the saying goes.
Our family endured two deeply painful losses, my 95-year-old Tutu, and suddenly, eight months later, my beloved father, Cliff, only 76 - a brilliant man with the gentlest of souls. Keeping my mother alive, who suffered a serious heart attack the day he died, co-managing all estate affairs, and recovering from my own serious health consequences due to these hardships was the current of our daily lives.
These competitions gave me goals to focus on which provided the outlet to process my grief and the deep-seated reasons to keep taking care of myself - our health is all we've got.
Throughout these competitions, I learned another valuable lesson in my journey of self-discovery, perseverance, and resiliency. Do my own damn makeup!
The first makeup artist I hired to do my stage makeup as a godsend. Chelsea, at Lavish Bronze Boutique, tutored me in how to blend pigmented foundations with a spray tan. Since I rarely wear heavy makeup or foundation due to allergies, she ensured that I would not react to the products she provided. Working with her helped me recognize that, like making suits, I already possessed the talent to control my look, I just needed to take that step of faith and trust my instincts.
By that time, however, I was already booked for an out-of-state makeup session for my 2nd competition. When the session ended with me having coached the artist entirely through the blending process, I never hired anyone else ever again. (In truth, she openly admitted she had never blended a spray tan before.) Yep. I've got this. I already do everything else for myself... plus, I just feel more ME!
... and Yes, that is a Boston Cream Pie backstage (homemade, gluten-free, dairy-free, and epically delicious). It's either that or Bavarian Cream Donuts. My go-to carbs to get that pump on - with whatever creative means are necessary as weights and equipment are a rarity backstage!
At my first competition, I earned the nickname "Viking Warrior Princess" for my shaved sides, braids, and updos, which I prefer for my stage look.
I've been told I have a unique look... that there's "something special" about me.
I think it's cause my name is Effie.
In 2023, after receiving numerous compliments on and inquiries about the suits I made for myself, I decided to commit to offering Custom Competition Wears to my repertoire of services and talents. Over the first few months, word of mouth spread and I began prototyping and building not only two-piece posing practice and competition suits, but bodybuilding trunks as well; each suit custom-tailored for each athlete's optimal fit and comfort.
I'm not gonna lie - handing over my first two bedazzled suits was like giving away my children. I was so proud, anxious, and well... scared. These were the first suits that I made, that "not me" was wearing... in a competition, to be judged, on stage. No pressure. Nope. All good here. *whew* Just breathe, Effie. Okay. So they got easier.
I have an overwhelming sense of pride in being a design ally and support to all the athletes I am blessed to dress. Collaborating on the fit and designs enables me to get to know each client, design based on their vision, their unique inspiration or flair, enabling me to help express, present, and represent their best features, physique, and personality! This work demands a strong level of trust. I am most grateful to my clients, friends, and clients turned friends, for their trust and belief in me. The sense of pride I have in cheering each of them on, when sometimes we even share the stage, is a sense of pride that can't be replicated or forced.
My family has been 150% supportive of all these endeavors, and are heavily invested in my suit creations - being my advisors, critics, and co-designers throughout, to this day. My eldest son Kai is such a talented artist that he guides my color analysis and co-assists with creative works for my website and client projects, as well.
I aim to be both gender- and style-inclusive, so don't hesitate to ask how I can make your suit the most eff'ing awesome suit for YOU!
2023 WNBF NW Royal Natural Bodybuilding Championships, Bellevue, WA - Pro Master's Bikini division in which I competed AND dressed every athlete I competed with!
My skills also expand into all levels of digital and visual graphic arts, for online, print, and marketing materials. I will add options related to these services as I am able, however, feel free to contact me with any inquiries.
Wearable or Shareable Art
Digital or Print
Unique Ideas or Re-Creations
When I began competing and earned that Pro card the excitement came with a different type of reality check I don't believe most athletes have to factor in - the invitation and warning from my husband, Dirk, to 'enjoy this as long as your body can handle it'.
He knows me better than anyone, always offers kind, compassionate advice, and will be the first to admit that even he doesn't know all the magic I'm capable of. (I think it's pretty cool that after 2 decades sharing life together we can still frequently shock and delightfully surprise each other with a new talent or skill, or depth we're both still tapping into, together.) He's a magnificent human being - my soul mate, swole mate, best friend, hardest worker, biggest fan, fastest chef in the west, sage leader, partner-in-design, devoted love, and my sexy MacGyver.
What he was speaking was truth though, and I knew it. I've told others, 'Just because someone "looks good” does not mean they have optimal health.' Age is not reflective of the severity of health issues that can befall an individual.
I have an invisible disease.
After a lifetime of chronic illnesses, years of medical monitoring, specialists, surgical interventions, and ongoing physical therapy, I was finally diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Hypermobility Type III (hEDS, a connective tissue disorder) in the fall of 2018. I had allowed my conditions and my challenges to be excuses for living an inactive and sedentary lifestyle throughout my childhood and early adult years. This diagnosis shed light on and encompassed the myriad of health challenges I cope with and manage daily: heart arrhythmia, frequent joint subluxations, exertion asthma, pelvic prolapse, SI joint dysfunction, and gastrointestinal dysmotility, to name a few. (The picture highlighting some of my medical conditions has almost doubled in recent years.)
I'm at a place in my life where 'it's okay to not be okay'. And I am okay. Instead of feeling hopeless or that my efforts are in the long run futile, I try to greet each day and those I encounter with a smile, because maybe, one will be returned to me.
Apart from occasional family outdoor hobbies, I had no role model for regular fitness growing up, so I didn't understand what self-control or self-discipline felt like (especially with food). I had to learn the hard way - by doing. I had to stop wishing for the life and body I wanted and start working for it. No one could do it for me. It was just going to take time and a lot of self-compassion.
The strength training program my husband designed for me in 2015 changed everything. I fell in love with weightlifting - it transformed me, inside and out: improving my posture, metabolic functions, joint health, and more, but it cannot stop my disease from progressing. There is no cure. I'm just grateful that I started doing what I could to stave off the decline when I did.
People appear or act shocked when they see me walk into the gym with my cane (aka "nice walking stick") or a neck brace (thankfully I've never been in a car accident). "What happened to you!?" is the most common statement. It's just a condition of my existence. Some days are better than others. Some days I train hard and crush goals and some days I can hardly dress myself. (I have a disability placard for my car, when I need it, which I'm sure confuses many people, but I can't predict my daily living experience.) Every day that I train and endeavor to take better care of myself is a better day - often helping me set aside my mobility and stabilization aides, even if only temporarily. For that, I am grateful.
I'll let you in on my secret, friends - this little nugget of wisdom I've learned on this journey... just because one body part doesn't work properly doesn't mean they all stop working! There is always something that can be done to improve my/our health... it's about intention. If I don't stay on top of my health, my conditions will most certainly get worse.
Do I rest? Absolutely. Listening to my body is essential. A couple of days of rest between workouts, or a week off here and there does wonders for my recovery and improvement goals. Being too sedentary however, exacerbates ALL of my symptoms - so for that, I express deep gratitude to the natural bodybuilding community for providing an outlet that has given me goals, pushed my trust in myself, helped me create a stronger body, and a more tenacious spirit. As I learned through an EDS-focused podcast, I may have disabilities... but I am not to be underestimated.
In October of 2022, just four days after competing at the INBF/WNBF WA State Natural Pro/Am in Arlington, WA, I underwent a heart ablation to correct concerns and electrical misfiring in my heart due to SVT. In April of that year, while my mother was in hospital after my father died, my childhood heart arrhythmia became a more concerning affair with SVT. My heart was so badly out of electrical rhythm, physically pulsating/gyrating my body, that the ER doctor decided to stop and reset my heart rhythm with a back-to-back adenosine dosing procedure.
I was awake and explaining the sensations of the experience to the attending doctor and nurse. I found it fascinating and didn't know if I was expected to pass out... or temporarily lose consciousness because of my heart being stopped... so I just kept talking. The nurse returned later out of curiosity - he'd never done that procedure before (and had no reason to experience it himself) and so was intrigued by my descriptions. On the day of my ablation 6-months later, I was blessed to have a bodybuilder friend on staff who ensured I was well taken care of, however, I rarely have cause to worry having a critical care nurse for a husband. Thank you, My Love.
Even though I've pursued my education - embracing Corrective Exercise as my specialization, in functional movement and strength training, and became a Certified Nutrition Coach - I have decided to end my personal training services so that I can be an all-inclusive ally to athletes within the bodybuilding community through my custom competition wears.
Fitness is no longer optional - it is a necessity. In recent years, my doctors, specialists, and physical therapists have validated and commended me for having such agency to take care of myself to this level. Consistency, discipline, self-love, and tenacity - one day at a time. Through my many challenges, I have learned to train with awareness, intention, mindfulness... and really good music!
This journey has grown my confidence and built a passion in me to support others, in whatever creative outlet and act of service that I can. The medical education that my body has given me over the last decade, on the other hand, has enabled me to recognize that I am currently in a season of deep healing and long prayed for restoration. I may have to table my bodybuilding goals for the time being - but by limiting how much I push my body, I can focus on reserving my best work, my finest work, for helping you crush your own amazing, life-changing, goals!
My own motivational mottos are: It just takes a little "try all and effort" to live "onward and strongward".
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